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Hey

Mon, 31 Oct 2011 00:19:14 +0100

It’s me, the person you maybe once knew as bj111. I just wanted to let you know I’m still alive and uhm, sorry for disappearing. I hope you’re all doing well!

“I was a hostess at Joe’s Crab Shack for a little...

Sat, 06 Aug 2011 20:02:51 +0200

“I was a hostess at Joe’s Crab Shack for a little while. That was pretty fucking weird. At least I got to use the intercom to announce when tables were ready. They gave me a list of “fun” and “creative” ways to call the parties in, like, “Plaza, party of 4, do the crab walk alllll the way to the host stand because your table is ready.” I made up my own sometimes that didn’t make any sense, or didn’t have anything to do with crabs. Like, “Gobble, gobble, gobble … Smith, party of 2 …” I was only there for a brief time because soon after I was hired, someone who worked there took the keys to my car and stole everything out of it, and left the key in the door. I’ll never go back to Joe’s Crab Shack again.”

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Sat, 06 Aug 2011 16:54:32 +0200

fuckyeahmichaelfassbender: Poster for A Dangerous Method. Can...

Sat, 06 Aug 2011 00:30:12 +0200

fuckyeahmichaelfassbender:

Poster for A Dangerous Method. Can anyone translate this?

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Sat, 06 Aug 2011 00:11:26 +0200

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Fri, 05 Aug 2011 23:19:18 +0200

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Fri, 05 Aug 2011 22:11:00 +0200

22~

Fri, 05 Aug 2011 21:26:25 +0200

5 things I want to change:

The distance between here and New York
How expensive flights are
When The Good Wife is coming back
The day of the week that the Emmys are broadcast so I can actually watch them properly instead of on my laptop in my bedroom in the dark trying not to wake my parents up
Which foods make you fat

6, 24 :)

Fri, 05 Aug 2011 21:12:57 +0200

How I’d spend ten thousand bucks: Do you think that’d be enough to bribe a university into admitting me? This whole application thing is stressing me out.

Someone I’d like to be for a day: Keith Lieberthal. No further explanation needed.

5 and 14 :)

Fri, 05 Aug 2011 21:10:58 +0200

(I just did 5)

Something I do without realising: I touch my eyelashes a lot. Is that weird?

5. :)

Fri, 05 Aug 2011 21:06:51 +0200

Weird things I do when I’m alone:

sing songs several times with a different voice each time
record myself singing said songs and then laugh at how bad I am
read books out loud in foreign accents
attempt to cook by just putting random things in a bowl together
throw socks at my door
etc.

ACTUAL GOOD QUESTIONS.

Fri, 05 Aug 2011 20:50:36 +0200

ACTUAL GOOD QUESTIONS.:

the person i like and why i like them.

a famous person i’ve been compared to.

5 things that irritate me about the same sex/opposite sex.

the best thing that has happened to me this week.

weird things i do when i’m alone.

how i’d spend ten thousand bucks.

things i like and things i don’t like about the way i look.

my last night out in detail.

something that makes me sad when i think about it.

something i’ve lied about.

would i rather be stranded on a desert island with someone i love for ten years or someone i hate for a month? explain why.

something i’m currently worrying about.

one person from tumblr i’d throw off a cliff, one i’d marry and one i’d fuck.

something i do without realising.

lyrics that apply to my current situation/mood.

a drunken story.

something i regret.

post a picture of myself.

my longest relationship and who it was with.

press ctrl v and post.

post a bit of my last IM convo.

5 things i want to change.

my view on being tumblr famous.

someone i’d like to be for a day and why.

5 things within touching distance.

story of my first kiss.

I haven't left the house since Sunday.

Thu, 04 Aug 2011 23:19:30 +0200

letscollidetogether: jessica-gayshaw: kaitgolightly: This...

Thu, 04 Aug 2011 22:50:12 +0200

letscollidetogether:

jessica-gayshaw:

kaitgolightly:

This cast is perfect.

Oh Jordan!

"So many people come up to me and they go “well, what happened behind the door?”. I..."

Thu, 04 Aug 2011 22:43:21 +0200

““So many people come up to me and they go “well, what happened behind the door?”. I mean.. really? Are you kidding me? $7800 a night and you’re wondering what happened? *laughs* Wait, what was the actual question about that episode?””

- Julianna Margulies [on the season 2 finale]

"One of my favourite shows, Arrested Development,"

Thu, 04 Aug 2011 22:22:00 +0200

““One of my favourite shows, Arrested Development,””

- Julianna Margulies

Thu, 04 Aug 2011 19:34:04 +0200

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Thu, 04 Aug 2011 18:05:18 +0200

if you could make a fictional character real, who would you pick?
if you could have sex with any one person on the planet, who would it be?
what's your favorite word?

Thu, 04 Aug 2011 00:43:06 +0200

Panties. loljk.

Reblog if you want any amount of messages from anyone because you're really fucking bored.

Thu, 04 Aug 2011 00:34:11 +0200

Reblog if you want any amount of messages from anyone because you're really fucking bored.

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Hey

“I was a hostess at Joe’s Crab Shack for a little...

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fuckyeahmichaelfassbender: Poster for A Dangerous Method. Can...

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22~

6, 24 :)

5 and 14 :)

5. :)

ACTUAL GOOD QUESTIONS.

I haven't left the house since Sunday.

letscollidetogether: jessica-gayshaw: kaitgolightly: This...

"So many people come up to me and they go “well, what happened behind the door?”. I..."

"One of my favourite shows, Arrested Development,"

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if you could make a fictional character real, who would you pick? if you could have sex with any one person on the planet, who would it be? what's your favorite word?

Reblog if you want any amount of messages from anyone because you're really fucking bored.

if you could make a fictional character real, who would you pick?
if you could have sex with any one person on the planet, who would it be?
what's your favorite word?